Exclusive 2010-2011 season memorabilia offer

Missed this year's big event? The Southend Afternoon Echo Sportsdesk are pleased to present for sell by auction to our discerning readers the ultimate in sports memorabilia:

Authentic Cutlery from the West Ham United end of season dinner

*Ideal for anyone who failed to get Demba Ba's autograph
*Comes in presentational police exhibit evidence bag

Estimated cost: a mere £80,000,000


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