Southend set to announce squad numbers

With the transfer embargo just hours/days/months away from being lifted ahead of the new season, Southend United are set to announce the new squad numbers for the 2010/2011 season.

With only one player remaining from 12 months ago, it's set to be all change with every number except for 7 up for grabs. And whilst some of the key numbers have still - according to the club's official website - to be assigned, it seems that the likes of Sean Clohessy, Peter Gilbert, Craig Easton, Barry Corr and Sofiene Zaaboub have all already been handed numbers.

Of those given numbers, the biggest story is the coveted number 12 shirt. The Blue Voice were believed to be keen on becoming the official 12th man, but instead the 12 shirt appears to have been handed to the manager's son, the oddly named Blair Sturrock.

An unnamed, made-up, club spokesman explained the decision: "The Blue Voice were keen to be the 12th man and the club were keen for the number 12 shirt to represent the club's support. We're confident that the reception that will greet Blair - who's already been written off as useless by many and only signed because of who his father is - when he finally makes his Southend debut, will achieve just that."

"I mean what says loyal supporters better than booing a player before he's even kicked a ball for us? So whenever I hear 'coming on for Southend United, number 12 Blair Sturrock, boooooo' I will instantly think of the fans."